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Squats and Hops

2024 Campaign T-Shirt

2024 Campaign T-Shirt

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My fellow Americans,

Ask not what your body can do for you – ask what you can do for your body. I believe the answer to that question is too squat!

My platform is simple. I believe in low squats and high fives. I believe beer is better with friends and that it's always stout season. I'm pro craft beer, and anti burpee.

Want to know about my foreign policies? Romanian Dead Lifts, Bulgarian Split Squats, and Turkish get-ups, I don't need to say more.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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